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pH testing introduced at Glastonbury Tor

Fear over the impact of acid rain has led to the introduction of random pH tests on visitors to Glastonbury Tor – the spot-checks tell whether they are acidic, alkaline or pH neutral. This marks a return to interest in … Continue reading

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King Arthur had Glastonbury Tor paved in ancient times

Visitors to Glastonbury Tor are familiar with the information boards at the gift shop, that tell the history of the tor since it was discovered in 1275.  Chief Gatekeeper Titania Bonham-Smythe will often quiz visitors on key facts before allowing … Continue reading

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Don’t be tempted by the hamsters at Glastonbury Tor say vets

Local vets have advised visitors to stop stuffing their pockets with the hamsters that are swarming over Glastonbury Tor this year. The huge population of hamsters, known by local breeders as Somerset Stranglers because of the tendency of females to … Continue reading

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Perky pensioner Percival Angstrom returns to Tor for prestigious Vortex Award

Today OAP Percival Angstrom was welcomed back to Glastonbury Tor at a reception arranged by Chief Gatekeeper Titania Bonham-Smythe. This followed his dramatic airlift in January when he was discovered unconscious in St. Michael’s Tower. Angstrom was presented with a … Continue reading

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