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- Planning permission granted for escalator on Glastonbury Tor
- pH testing introduced at Glastonbury Tor
- Wombles banned from Glastonbury Tor
- A day without signs on Glastonbury Tor
- Toast-making display is too realistic say Glastonbury mothers
- Monkey to head Glastonbury space project team in 2012
- Super Jupiter may pose gravity risk
- What is under Glastonbury Tor?
- Are dogs allowed at Glastonbury Tor?
- Instructions to Keep Off The Keep Off The Signs are unfair say pilgrims
- “We’ll keep pilgrimming whatever the price of petrol” say Glastonbury Pilgrims Union
- Shih Tzu demoted to cat on Glastonbury Tor
- The Uther Henge guide to perfect toast
- Glastonbury supersun threatens to incinerate visitors
- King Arthur had Glastonbury Tor paved in ancient times
- Keep Off The Garlic signs confound Glastonbury Tor visitors
- England’s longest escape tunnel discovered at Glastonbury Tor
- Inquest into death of Councillor Watkins reaches open verdict
- Keep off the path signs cause incendiary rage
- Unexpected rarebit reaction – Mystical University of Glastonbury reconsiders
- Don’t be tempted by the hamsters at Glastonbury Tor say vets
- Glastonbury Pilgrims Union forced to lift Air Sea Rescue boycott
- Some other pets now allowed to use dog trolleys to climb Glastonbury Tor
- Second geophysics scan confirms 42 is Times New Roman
- Welsh Rarebit deemed non-mystical by the Mystical University of Glastonbury
- Glastonbury space program ready for April 2012 launch
- Perky pensioner Percival Angstrom returns to Tor for prestigious Vortex Award
- Head of Glastonbury Town Council A impaled on St. Michael’s Tower – foul play suspected
- Fully adjustable scale models of Glastonbury Tor go on sale
- Dogs to enjoy Glastonbury Tor more in 2011
- Glastonbury Tor may invert – emergency plans prepared
- Toast-making display irritates Glastonbury Observatory
- Glastonbury Observatory complains of light pollution
- Geophysicists discover huge 42 on Glastonbury Tor
- Toast-making display woos tor visitors
- ‘Clear the shelves’ gift shop protest
- Glastonbury Tor disappears from satnavs
- Glastonbury Tor might end up Twinchester Mountain
- Glastonbury twin town triangulation confounds Council B
- Société d’Horticulture de Poitiers in dramatic Glastonbury Horticulture Society takeover
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pH testing introduced at Glastonbury Tor
Fear over the impact of acid rain has led to the introduction of random pH tests on visitors to Glastonbury Tor – the spot-checks tell whether they are acidic, alkaline or pH neutral. This marks a return to interest in … Continue reading
Instructions to Keep Off The Keep Off The Signs are unfair say pilgrims
Recent visitors to Glastonbury Tor will have noticed that many of the signs instructing them to keep off the grass, keep off the garlic and keep off the path have been kicked over by angry protesters. Although this is a … Continue reading
Don’t be tempted by the hamsters at Glastonbury Tor say vets
Local vets have advised visitors to stop stuffing their pockets with the hamsters that are swarming over Glastonbury Tor this year. The huge population of hamsters, known by local breeders as Somerset Stranglers because of the tendency of females to … Continue reading
Perky pensioner Percival Angstrom returns to Tor for prestigious Vortex Award
Today OAP Percival Angstrom was welcomed back to Glastonbury Tor at a reception arranged by Chief Gatekeeper Titania Bonham-Smythe. This followed his dramatic airlift in January when he was discovered unconscious in St. Michael’s Tower. Angstrom was presented with a … Continue reading
Société d’Horticulture de Poitiers in dramatic Glastonbury Horticulture Society takeover
In a surprise move only hours after Glastonbury Horticulture Society announced their bid to buy Glastonbury Tor from the National Trust, Société d’Horticulture de Poitiers announced at a surprise press briefing today that they have agreed to buy a controlling … Continue reading
Pilgrims to boycott Air Sea Rescue service
Following the dramatic rescue of pensioner Percival Angstrom yesterday morning, staff at the National Trust gift shop at Glastonbury Tor were surprised to learn today that they have been landed with a huge bill. Rushing to their defence the Glastonbury … Continue reading
Old Age Pensioner trapped in No Entry vortex
An Air Sea Rescue helicopter winched OAP Percival Angstrom to safety from the top of Glastonbury Tor this morning after his lifeless body was discovered by National Trust staff. Chief Gatekeeper at the tor Titania Bonham-Smythe was first on the … Continue reading