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- Planning permission granted for escalator on Glastonbury Tor
- pH testing introduced at Glastonbury Tor
- Wombles banned from Glastonbury Tor
- A day without signs on Glastonbury Tor
- Toast-making display is too realistic say Glastonbury mothers
- Monkey to head Glastonbury space project team in 2012
- Super Jupiter may pose gravity risk
- What is under Glastonbury Tor?
- Are dogs allowed at Glastonbury Tor?
- Instructions to Keep Off The Keep Off The Signs are unfair say pilgrims
- “We’ll keep pilgrimming whatever the price of petrol” say Glastonbury Pilgrims Union
- Shih Tzu demoted to cat on Glastonbury Tor
- The Uther Henge guide to perfect toast
- Glastonbury supersun threatens to incinerate visitors
- King Arthur had Glastonbury Tor paved in ancient times
- Keep Off The Garlic signs confound Glastonbury Tor visitors
- England’s longest escape tunnel discovered at Glastonbury Tor
- Inquest into death of Councillor Watkins reaches open verdict
- Keep off the path signs cause incendiary rage
- Unexpected rarebit reaction – Mystical University of Glastonbury reconsiders
- Don’t be tempted by the hamsters at Glastonbury Tor say vets
- Glastonbury Pilgrims Union forced to lift Air Sea Rescue boycott
- Some other pets now allowed to use dog trolleys to climb Glastonbury Tor
- Second geophysics scan confirms 42 is Times New Roman
- Welsh Rarebit deemed non-mystical by the Mystical University of Glastonbury
- Glastonbury space program ready for April 2012 launch
- Perky pensioner Percival Angstrom returns to Tor for prestigious Vortex Award
- Head of Glastonbury Town Council A impaled on St. Michael’s Tower – foul play suspected
- Fully adjustable scale models of Glastonbury Tor go on sale
- Dogs to enjoy Glastonbury Tor more in 2011
- Glastonbury Tor may invert – emergency plans prepared
- Toast-making display irritates Glastonbury Observatory
- Glastonbury Observatory complains of light pollution
- Geophysicists discover huge 42 on Glastonbury Tor
- Toast-making display woos tor visitors
- ‘Clear the shelves’ gift shop protest
- Glastonbury Tor disappears from satnavs
- Glastonbury Tor might end up Twinchester Mountain
- Glastonbury twin town triangulation confounds Council B
- Société d’Horticulture de Poitiers in dramatic Glastonbury Horticulture Society takeover
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Tag Archives: St. Michael’s Tower
pH testing introduced at Glastonbury Tor
Fear over the impact of acid rain has led to the introduction of random pH tests on visitors to Glastonbury Tor – the spot-checks tell whether they are acidic, alkaline or pH neutral. This marks a return to interest in … Continue reading
Are dogs allowed at Glastonbury Tor?
The most common question that people ask when they are considering a visit to Glastonbury Tor is “are dogs allowed?” Surprisingly, it’s not just dog owners who ask this question, but also owners of other pets who are considering a … Continue reading
The Uther Henge guide to perfect toast
Traditional single Insertion method The traditional method of toasting. You simply adjust the toaster setting so that it pops up cooked to perfection. At least, that’s the idea. The reality is that several factors usually result in very uneven toasting. … Continue reading
England’s longest escape tunnel discovered at Glastonbury Tor
Officials at the Prison Service are counting their lucky stars today following the discovery of a massive escape tunnel built by inmates at St. Michael’s prison. The prison that occupied the basement of St. Michael’s Tower was finally closed in … Continue reading
Keep off the path signs cause incendiary rage
Many visitors to Glastonbury Tor were understandably upset by the arrival of 500 Keep Off The Grass signs in January. But they have been thrown into complete confusion by a new set of signs instructing them to keep off large … Continue reading
Head of Glastonbury Town Council A impaled on St. Michael’s Tower – foul play suspected
Chief Inspector Wilkinson of the Glastonbury constabulary briefed the press this evening about the case of Councillor Gerald Watkins who was found in his office today impaled on a model of St. Michael’s Tower. The tower sits majestically on top … Continue reading
Glastonbury Tor may invert – emergency plans prepared
Scientists have known for some time that every 4.5 billion years the earth’s magnetic polarity reverses, and archaeological records indicate that the next flip is imminent. But the metallurgy department at The Mystical University of Glastonbury have made the surprise … Continue reading
Toast-making display irritates Glastonbury Observatory
Only days after their complaint about light pollution, Glastonbury Observatory is in the news again as they fight for a clear view of the sky above them. Cosmologist Kirsten Denier from Glastonbury Observatory explained; “St. Michael’s Tower has always been … Continue reading
Glastonbury Observatory complains of light pollution
Scientists from Glastonbury Observatory are angry about the huge array of lights used by the company responsible for night-time dredging at the controversial Glastonbury Marina. Many visitors to Glastonbury Tor are unaware that the huge telescope is mounted on the … Continue reading
Glastonbury Tor disappears from satnavs
Motorists in South West England awoke this morning to the discovery that satellite navigation systems no longer show Glastonbury Tor on the map. This wrecked the travel plans of many people who were planning to visit the tor today on … Continue reading
Old Age Pensioner trapped in No Entry vortex
An Air Sea Rescue helicopter winched OAP Percival Angstrom to safety from the top of Glastonbury Tor this morning after his lifeless body was discovered by National Trust staff. Chief Gatekeeper at the tor Titania Bonham-Smythe was first on the … Continue reading
Rare bird triggers further hard crisp clampdown
Sightings of a rare Lesser Snow Goose on Glastonbury Tor have triggered a rush of “twitchers” (bird spotters) to the bird-spotting hide at St. Michael’s Tower this week. The twitchers generally get on reasonably well with other users of the … Continue reading
Flooding hits St. Michael’s Tower
Freak floods that hit Somerset this week have put St. Michael’s Tower under 6 feet of water, creating hundreds of pounds in damage to this valuable ancient mystical landmark. Visitors to St. Michael’s Tower that sits atop Glastonbury Tor have … Continue reading